Happy Valentines Day!

Whoa! There she goes, my lady rolls and strolls oh so beautiful. She's divine, she blows me out of my mind because she's my land mine. I pray may your days always be a very merry cherry Happy Valentine's. I recall our first date. Remember? I took you to the rink to go ice skate. I didn't want to be late, I picked you up early because I couldn't wait. We were a disgrace, we lacked grace. We raced to embrace so we wouldn't fall on our face. We were bumbling and stumbling all over the place. Afterwards, we went to dinner. Then I took you home. Later, you let me enter. The next day we were bruised and sore, but like a filthy chore we keep cuming back for more. We were so young and so sprung, we spoke in tongues. J'adore me amore, forever more. My lady, I'll shower you with flowers, fruits, chocolates, nuts, champagne, bubble bath, and a massage. Then, I'll pullout my book and put you to sleep when I enter my passage. Oh my dear, looky here, with all these tears we need a pier. We're coming up for air and climbing and stairs and tiers to the stratosphere. There's nothing to fear, we steered clear of the queer leers and jeers and shook them from our rears. My loves, we've made it to another Happy New Year!

MLK Day

Surprise, surprise! Look how me rise before your eyes. Me got me fix, me flying high like a phoenix. Me brothers and sisters, me don't mean to bother. If you care, then please share with one another. If your reading this, it's bcuz you've been missed. May you receive me kiss, may it fill you with bliss bcuz you've been dismissed. Bro, between just us, me don't need a chorus, all me want is justice. It's been so long and me still going strong. Me don't write songs for you to sing along, me right wrongs with me ding dong, me king kong. Me cumn out from the bashes, clashes, crashes, flashes, lashes, latches, rashes, smashes, stashes, and me rising from the ashes. You know me woooooooooooooooooooood, cuz me hold the matches. Fat fucking rats, scat or me bat your hats flat for all that you've chat and spat. Me get rid of these stupid silly, frilly, willy nilly, hill billy kids who did their bids, fled, skid, then hid. Me aim like cupid to close your eyelids. Me astound you cuz me found you. Now, me hound you, frown you, bound you, clown you, pound you, ground you, drown you, me tink me dumfound you. Me heard you calling me out. Me smoke like a teapot, hear me shout. Me short and stout, me cumn to knock you out with me spout! Me digging you out like grout, me rock out with me cock out and show you what me all about! No doubt me make you pout, me go balls out all over your frail snout til your teeth fallout and you blackout! Me won't pullout til me nut out, you better pray me run out. Good grief, me suppose to turn a new leaf, but me packing so much beef. Shit, there will be no relief. No surrender, no prisoners. Shameless mutts, me love to see you strut your ruts. Get on your knees and squeeze me butt, rub me gut, suck me nuts you fat filthy fucking sluts. Me make you cluck it cuz me plucked it so you have no reason to duck it. Me want you to fuck it, suck it! Biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaatch, just don't chuck it. Like BP, you struck it and got me cuming by the buckets. Me feel your teeth on me cock and balls, me kick in your jaw. It will devastate and separate your vertebrates. Your body will spasm as you fall into a chasm. Me hope you don't disapprove, you feel so smooth. Me be all up in your grooves. Too bad, you can't move. Surprised, surprised? You're paralyzed. You've met your demise. Thank GOD. You witnessed it with your own eyes. Me love chronic, isn't it ironic? Dung ain't got shit for ya, unless you want some Euforia. It's a super juice. To get some, visit NuVerus.com. It's the best way to get your veggy to stay healthy. What's your wealth without your health? An ounce a day, will give you more bounce to play. It's all natural and organic, it's fantastic. It tastes wonderfully great. When you sign in, me friends, please dial 8182148. Me have a dream to make you scream with me scheme, me team will reign supreme.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011

LADIES! GENTLEMEN! ME KINS! ME FRIENDS! ME SISTERS! ME BROTHERS! PARDON ME FRENCH, ME, ME NIGGAS! WARNING! WARNING! ALERT! ALERT! DANGER! DANGER! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch, make room! You look stressed, a fat fukn mess. Me dear, here's a comb. Please fix your hair cuz me here to consume, then raid your tombs and wombs, you've met your doom. Seems like our beautiful world is falling apart. It's me pledge to push it over the edge and do me part. Dem should've kept dem mouths shut, instead dem call me fukn nuts. Well then, check me oak. No joke, me toke and smoke til it provokes me to choke, stroke, poke, and cloak all you lovely folks for what you spoke. Who the fuck are you to judge? Me name is Dung, so me bound to smudge. No names, no games, no lames, no shame, no blame, me proclaim to aim, claim, maim, tame wild dames with wow frames. Don't be ashamed, me know you feel the same, you'll be so glad you fucked and came. Travel with me back in time, when bombs were dropping in Vietnam. No shit, me heard the roar of jets and hellies from the safety of me mummy's belly. Daiddy made it home to see the crowning of his son's dome. Against all odds, with only help from GOD, he strived to survive and stay alive til he left in 1975. Daiddy's drive lead him to dive into mummy's hive til me arrived. We were so poor, our shacks and huts had no windows or doors, we slept on the dirt floor. If you wanted to use the stove, you'd move a wall to get ventilation, it helps to prevent smoke inhalation. Me remember how we would float down the river in the rice boats. Me friends, we were packed in like sardines. We didn't have much clothes, no rags to wipe our nose. You'd religiously chant to get some new pants. Me had dirty, filthy, danky, stanky socks. Bro, you already know it. Me pant had a hole in it, so you could see me coooooooooooooooooooooooooock. Oops, look what me done shown and honed. Me love to get stoned and blown. Check me stones, my how they've grown. Me no clone, no drone, me get you on the phone, lay you prone, make you moan and groan and fill up your cones with me fat juicy thick brick bone. Leave it alone, it's me zone, it's me throne. Me friends, me never could have done it on me own. Me didn't have to go to college to kick knowledge. Me laying down some rules, me use you like tools, you should've stayed in school, you tink it's cool to act a fool. That's why me net and spool out the pool to give yal an ear full. You'll say me so cruel, when you clamor and drool for me stool. You looped me like a hoop when you stooped and snooped to scoop me poop. You gets Dung soup. Shoot. Yal better scoot or me make you droop in your coupes. Call the troops, me lacing up me boots. Me cumn to recoup me loot. GOD DAIMNED! Here me am! Ai homey? To know me, is to blow me. Me so lucky, yal want to sucky, sucky. Here, here! Ducky, ducky! Yal dumb fukn scums, me threw out the crumbs and patiently chummed, you'll gayfully succumb when me strum, drum, cum all over raggetty, faggotty gums and bums. Who wants some? Me eat grass and shit it out me ass, Dung's filled up your glass. Me out last cuz me out class. Me cumn fast to surpass those that have passed. We hold the cards, we'll move forward toward our rewards when we learn from our past. Me got rung out, flung out, and hung out. So Dung's out, no doubt me have you strung out. You'll be jonesing for a boning. You'll be bitching, itching, twitching, switching, snitching, ditching. If dem find you, stitching. Catch what me pitching? You'll cry, "Get off me!" You can't get off me cuz me be killing you softly. Me attacking, blacking, cracking, hacking, jacking, packing, racking, stacking, whacking. Biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch, me is mac-king! Me about to run all the girls up out of here. Ladies, freeze, get on your knees, please say cheese. Go to work and make your head jerk. Shut the fuck up, sit, listen, and look good in your makeup. Ladies, guys don't give a shit. You don't need to spend your money on it. Me love them all, big or small, your titties are very pretty. Don't be so drastic, vyour body is classic, lets be realistic, there's no need for plastic cuz it just makes you look materialistic. It'll be a real drag, your swag bags will sag when you're an old hag. "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up." Ai, you can blame it on your d cups. Buy some wits instead of tits. It's better for ya, just like Euforia. It's a super juice from 1NuVerus.com that gives you a healthy boost. Lets face the facts, most of us are too busy to eat healthy. When you're on the run, it's easy to drive thru and order a number one. 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No debate, Euforia tastes incredibly great, it's sweet and tart and so good for your heart. Parents, me know some of you can't get your children to eat their vegetable at the dining table, me positive Euforia is a great alternative. Don't hesitate, don't wait. Me friends, when you sign in, please dial 8182148. Euforia's terrific, it's all natural and organic, it's the only one, so there's no comparison. Euforia has done me so good. If you don't believe it, check me morning woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood. It's no wonder, in order to recover we must go under covers, cuz we're all lovers. Me put in me labor to get me paper. Me doing you a huge life saving favor, me brought Euforia for you to savor. Thank you for lending an ear to hear where me cum from, 1NuVerus.com. Just incase you're deaf, to the left, to the left. Me like meth cuz me so def til me last breath, til no one's left cuz me so so death. GOD forced me on me knees to pray. Then, the good Lord opened me hands and showed me the way. Whoa! What do you know? It lead me here. May you have a Haippy New Year!