LADIES! GENTLEMEN! ME KINS! ME FRIENDS! ME SISTERS! ME BROTHERS! PARDON ME FRENCH, ME, ME NIGGAS! WARNING! WARNING! ALERT! ALERT! DANGER! DANGER! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch, make room! You look stressed, a fat fukn mess. Me dear, here's a comb. Please fix your hair cuz me here to consume, then raid your tombs and wombs, you've met your doom. Seems like our beautiful world is falling apart. It's me pledge to push it over the edge and do me part. Dem should've kept dem mouths shut, instead dem call me fukn nuts. Well then, check me oak. No joke, me toke and smoke til it provokes me to choke, stroke, poke, and cloak all you lovely folks for what you spoke. Who the fuck are you to judge? Me name is Dung, so me bound to smudge. No names, no games, no lames, no shame, no blame, me proclaim to aim, claim, maim, tame wild dames with wow frames. Don't be ashamed, me know you feel the same, you'll be so glad you fucked and came. Travel with me back in time, when bombs were dropping in Vietnam. No shit, me heard the roar of jets and hellies from the safety of me mummy's belly. Daiddy made it home to see the crowning of his son's dome. Against all odds, with only help from GOD, he strived to survive and stay alive til he left in 1975. Daiddy's drive lead him to dive into mummy's hive til me arrived. We were so poor, our shacks and huts had no windows or doors, we slept on the dirt floor. If you wanted to use the stove, you'd move a wall to get ventilation, it helps to prevent smoke inhalation. Me remember how we would float down the river in the rice boats. Me friends, we were packed in like sardines. We didn't have much clothes, no rags to wipe our nose. You'd religiously chant to get some new pants. Me had dirty, filthy, danky, stanky socks. Bro, you already know it. Me pant had a hole in it, so you could see me coooooooooooooooooooooooooock. Oops, look what me done shown and honed. Me love to get stoned and blown. Check me stones, my how they've grown. Me no clone, no drone, me get you on the phone, lay you prone, make you moan and groan and fill up your cones with me fat juicy thick brick bone. Leave it alone, it's me zone, it's me throne. Me friends, me never could have done it on me own. Me didn't have to go to college to kick knowledge. Me laying down some rules, me use you like tools, you should've stayed in school, you tink it's cool to act a fool. That's why me net and spool out the pool to give yal an ear full. You'll say me so cruel, when you clamor and drool for me stool. You looped me like a hoop when you stooped and snooped to scoop me poop. You gets Dung soup. Shoot. Yal better scoot or me make you droop in your coupes. Call the troops, me lacing up me boots. Me cumn to recoup me loot. GOD DAIMNED! Here me am! Ai homey? To know me, is to blow me. Me so lucky, yal want to sucky, sucky. Here, here! Ducky, ducky! Yal dumb fukn scums, me threw out the crumbs and patiently chummed, you'll gayfully succumb when me strum, drum, cum all over raggetty, faggotty gums and bums. Who wants some? Me eat grass and shit it out me ass, Dung's filled up your glass. Me out last cuz me out class. Me cumn fast to surpass those that have passed. We hold the cards, we'll move forward toward our rewards when we learn from our past. Me got rung out, flung out, and hung out. So Dung's out, no doubt me have you strung out. You'll be jonesing for a boning. You'll be bitching, itching, twitching, switching, snitching, ditching. If dem find you, stitching. Catch what me pitching? You'll cry, "Get off me!" You can't get off me cuz me be killing you softly. Me attacking, blacking, cracking, hacking, jacking, packing, racking, stacking, whacking. 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